Tuesday, November 30, 2010
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Monday, November 29, 2010
Ever notice that as soon as your period starts, so does every thing else?
Yes, for most of us, our bowels move more when we start our period, and some find they may be a bit constipated before their period arrives.
It's normal and there is an explanation.
Constipation prior: I read that there is a surge of progesterone before our period begins and this slow our digestive system, and we get bloated and constipated. Eating fiber and drinking water is recommended. Avoid caffeine ,which is found in the chocolate goodies you may be craving and the coffee you think you need to calm your PMS, as it only dries out your stool even more since it may act as a diuretic.
Frequent/diarrhea once period begins:~~Hormones that signal the release of the lining of the uterus also signal the gastric system; making your bowels move more. This is also why girls commonly have excessive gas during their period.~~
You may fart more than the average 14 farts per day.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Print the following note:
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of "reindeer poop."
but to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose to the sky~~~
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
To the young lady in the red car, who swore at me, shook her fist, and said words I could clearly lip read....
I did not ask you to follow me throughout the empty parking lot behind Staples. You followed me and then chose to risk it, and cross a busy traffic lane, while I chose to use the 4 way stop at Staples. I was there before you, and I had the right of way.
If you are having a rotten day, stay at home. There are enough people in the stores with long faces, without us seeing yours.
Happy Holidays !
Thursday, November 25, 2010
known to relieve coughs, colds, and flu symptoms... here's a Scottish recipe.
~~Pour a shot of scotch into a cup or mug and add boiling water to it. Add a spoonful of honey or sugar. Add a half slice of lemon, two cloves and, a cinnamon stick if you have one. Let brew for three to five minutes.Depending on preference, the cloves and cinnamon stick can be removed before drinking, although leaving them in is often said to make a toddy even better for clearing a blocked nose and relieving a head cold~~
I did read that the American Lung association doesn't think it's a good idea, as alcohol causes dehydration, so don't consume the whole bottle. My last hot toddy was last November, when Mrs Tiptoe tried to heal me so I could attend a special event. She suggested one. It was great.I felt 100% better, and did I ever sleep well !
Being Thanksgiving in our neighboring country, I thought I would share a true turkey tale.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
My brother and Sis have been racking their brains, trying to remember the name of this bar that was chocolate covered caramel and looked like a braided ladder.
Then at lunchtime today, Curly just blurts out the name with no problem.
It was a Wig Wam ("It's three hands high, wig wam, wig wig wig wam")
FYI: I read that a similar bar, not as big, is sold at pete's frootique and is called a curly wurly. The curly wurly is pictured here.
Today's topic is the safety of sex toys.
They is some debate about sex toys containing cancer causing materials, called phthalates.
Remember sex toys are not approved, tested, or regulated by the FDA.
Some claim that only silicone toys are safe.
As you know from the shower curtain test ( do not buy anything that strongly smells like rubber) that the same should apply with sex toys. If they smell like rubber they likely contain phthalate. They claim the "jelly rubber" sex toys do contain this ingredient.
Other toys may contain it as well, as some manufactures add an artificial scent to their products to mask the real ingredients.
So for your health, try to buy the more expensive, hypoallergenic, silicone type sex toys, or those made metal, glass, or hard plastic.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
I didn't hardly believe that, as a blue moon usually refers to the second full moon in a calendar month.
But according to folklore, and the Almanac, if a season has 4 full moons in it, full moon #3 is also called a blue moon.
And tonight is the night.
It happens once in a blue moon.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
I didn't really know much about the Monarch Butterfly. Other than the fact that they are pretty.
Like some birds, they actually are the only butterfly that migrates down south.
Down south they spend the winter, and when they start their journey back to Canada, they stop around Texas and Oklahoma, and lay eggs. The monarch butterfly then dies. A new monarch butterfly emerges from his cocoon, and makes the trip to Canada.
So, next year, when we see a monarch butterfly, remember that he's come a long way but will not make the round trip.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Yes, I understand that our dog has to be put down...eventually.
Poor beautiful Sandee.
But what is the rush. She's not suffering that much.
The one who is suffering is Kevorkian. He can't sleep. His heart aches.
And he thinks it's all best for all of us, if we just get this whole ordeal over with.
Let's hope I am never diagnosed with a terminal disease.
Those hand air dryer machines aren't the best. I like paper towel. The hanging one. Not the push twice kind. I despise the rotating towel, like the Blarney Stone has/had.
The Ville de Ouest seamstress has a gazebo going up. It's sure to be nice. She has good taste.
I like the old Christmas bulbs. I'm not a fan of LED. Led doesn't make me feel warm and cozy inside. Has no magic.
Empire theaters should have the box office open . I hate buying my ticket at the concession stand.
Earl Grey. It can do. I like Orange Pekoe. I like peppermint tea too. I saw Lipton has a mint green tea. I just may try it.
I'd like an interior gas bar. Is that even possible? With the fumes and everything?
In November you can purchase your tickest at the price of $30 per person.
In December the price will be $35 .
New Year's Eve Ball
December 31, 2010, 9 pm to 1 am
Music by Hour Glass
at the West Pubnico Fire Hall
Tickets can be bought from the Museum (across the Fire Hall) or the Red Cap Restaurant.
one shoulder of lamb
2 tbsp plain flour
2 finely sliced onion
2 cloves garlic minced
100ml balsamic vinegar
500ml red wine
2 tbsp tomato paste
rosemary & thyme
cubed potatoes, carrots , parsnips, leeks, or whatever root vegetable you have
heat oven to 375
Last night, I had white onion soup at the Red Cap, while enjoying the trio of Avery, Normand & Allan.
I must say that the white onion soup is not only beautiful to look at but paradise to savor ! What a blissful marriage between onion and cream. Just heavenly !! Try it, you'll like it !!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
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Offer is open only to residents of Canada ...but
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So let's all raise our glasses (or cup of tea) ...and wish Lise a Happy Birthday!
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Entrance fee: 5$ or free for the children (12 years and under)
Price of the CD: 15$ (Special price of launching).
There will be door prices (Unisson CD)
Anal sex means inserting one's penis into his partner's anus.
How old is anal sex? As old as the hills.
No. Anal sex is a form of sex play. It isn't an indication of a person's sexual orientation.
In 2009, a survey found 1 in 4 people admitted to have had anal sex.
And just why would you? First of all, it's naughty. Therefore the thought of having anal sex may be intriguing and exciting to you and your partner.
Is it pleasurable? The man, of course, likes the tightness, and likely the excitement of being somewhere that's usually off limits.
For she: it can be pleasurable. It can be painful. The anus has tons of nerve endings. When done right, most claim it can be pleasurable and some women claim to orgasm from it.
So how does that orgasm work? Remember the post where I spoke of the clitoris, and it's legs that kind of reached around the back like a horseshoe? That's how. Your clitoris actually can be stimulated this way, and so can our friend the G-spot, which is accessible through anal penetration.
What do you need? : To slightly quote one woman... she said you need lubrication, patience, lubrication, to feel safe, self-awareness, more lubrication, a willing partner, a patient partner, communication, knowledge of your partner, lubrication, curiosity, and trust.
Not only will lubrication help the penetration, it will help keep things clean.
Relaxation was also stressed. It's something that can't be rushed.
And for first timers, it was stated that the missionary position was better. (As the picture illustrates.)
So, what about diseases? Glad you asked. There are too many diseases to mention. Anal sex is risky due to tears, and to the fact that it's a place where a lot of microorganisms hang out. Anal sex with a condom is suggested. When someone has anal sex without a condom, it is called barebacking.
Will anal sex cause you to develop a problem with loose bowels or soiling when you get older? No
Beginning in the 1990's anal sex became more popular with young people as they use anal sex in order to prevent pregnancies, and to "save" their virginity.
In my opinion only, virginity should almost be redefined. I think that having anal sex, is indeed having sex and it seems difficult to highly regard someone as a virgin when they are intimate enough to have anal sex. Just my opinion .
To have or not to have anal sex ...... it's a personal choice. It's your body. Use it wisely.
Like all sex, it should be desired by both, and done in a loving manner.