Thursday, May 31, 2012

West Pubnico Opening Golf tournament

Saturday, June 2,
Member Opening Golf Tournament
2:00pm 18 holes scramble.
Make your own team or come and we will put you on a team. 
Hamburgers to follow.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

End of lobster season BBQ

Come one, come all to the end of lobster season BBQ (hot dogs, hamburgers, pop and water) in the support of the West Pubnico School Playground Fund.
Dennis Point Wharf from 9:30 to 3pm

Governor General in West Pubnico

At the Fire Hall, beginning at 1:30, there will be a public presentation of a couple of community awards as well as very short speeches and musical entertainment by Wendell and Luc d’Eon (2 songs). The Governor General of Canada, his Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnston, will then mingle with the people who attend.

The public is being invited to arrive at the Pubnico Fire Hall by about 1-1:15 pm as the GG will make his official entrance at 1:30pm and will be leaving by 2:20pm.

Who am I ?

He drives at twice the speed of sound, and the 3 digits of his civic house number total up to 22.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

BBQ fundraiser

There will be a BBQ at the argyle wharf
May 31st
All money will go to the MS bike ride Lorne and Carla Spinney are taking part in.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Monday's Sexual Post

Recently I had a vaginal ultrasound.
Loverboy asked asked why they were looking there. I teased, "it's the only place they haven't looked. "
I then told him about a dream I had, where the doctor had told me I was going to have my vagina removed.
Talk about his eyes got big as I told him about the dream !
I think he did better with the idea of me losing my leg .

So, do women ever get their vaginas removed ?
According to cancer.net, vaginal cancer is uncommon. Only 1% of women with a cancer of the reproductive system have vaginal cancer. An estimated 2,680 women in the United States will be diagnosed with vaginal cancer and most areover 60 years old
I read that most often it starts as a growth/tumor. The growth and surrounding tissue may be removed surgically. However if your entire vagina is removed, it's called a Vaginectomy.~~ This is the removal of the vagina. Often, a reconstructive surgeon can create a new vagina with grafts of tissue from other parts of the woman’s body. The woman will be able to have sexual intercourse, but she will need to use a lubrication aid.~~
No sure way to prevent vaginal cancer exists.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sheets survey

100 people voted.
59 have their cool summer sheets on.
19 have their fluffy still on, and 11 leave them on all year.
Myself, and 10 others have flannel sheets.
We never could get along with those fluffy sheets. I didn't like the bottom sheet, and he didn't like the top.
I asked Loverboy today...  so are we ready to ditch the flannel.
He said" no, not while you hog the blankets".

Okay then.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

NSSAF Provincials

Click here for accomodation info/special rates for the track and field provincials being held  Sydney Cape Breton.
The address can be found here.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Taste the Rainbow!

Taste the Rainbow!
1 1/2 oz rum
3/4 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Triple Sec
Fill with 7-up and 2 splashes grenadine
Tastes just like Skittles


And Monsieur M says that if you only use 7up, the grenadine, and skittles , it makes a great drink for kids !

Free glade product

Click here to get a coupon for a free Glade Expressions fragrance mist

Grandpa


Click to get a better view.

QE2 Lottery

Did you win ??
Check here

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Drumlin Spring Fling

Saturday from 10 to 2pm

Games of Chance
Theme Basket Auction
Reptile Exhibition
Kidzact Show
Canteen Services
Indoor Yard Sale:
Table Rentals: $10/table or 2/$15
Phone: 643-6000 to reserve a table

Ford Motors will be on hand allowing you to "Test Drive a Ford" . Drumlin will receive $20 for every test drive made!
* (Please note that this is not a sales drive. There is no pressure to purchase anything by making a test drive)

Motrin Sample

Get a sample of Motrin gels right here.

Plunger survey

Well most of us keep it near the toilet, 41%.
28% keep it stored in a closet, and 28% keep it stored under the sink.
An amazing 3% don`t own one.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Argyle Abuptic Festival

is celebrating in a big way ! on Friday,  June 1st they will be launching the Argyle Abuptic Festival 25th Anniversary book. Come out and meet the author. Books will be for sale and light refreshments will be provided.  Mark your calendars !
7pm @ the community hall in Central Argyle.
What a great fathers day gift !

Thriller

Thriller,as performed in the SARMU 35 Reunion.
See it here.


Video posted by ChaseMyRottie1

Who am I?

Let's try a new game ... this one will be easy.

Female
Born earlier than 1958.
Lives on main road in West Pubnico
Has one sister
The numbers of her civic address add up to 1

Additional hint: there is a slight reference to her nickname in store bought bread packaging.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Saturday, May 26th

BBQ, car wash and bake sale at the Fire Hall in West Pubnico on Saturday, May 26th from 10 am - 2 pm.
Proceeds to the PEB graduating class.

Toy survey

So half the people have no sex toys .
42% have sex toys.
A few wish they did, especially when reading erotic material.
But sadly for Sister Sarah's, no one is looking to buy any.
This is the cone. Place it wherever you like. It's music driven. Play some hip hop, and you'll be smiling.

Dutch Auction & Fashion Show

 Tomorrow,Wednesday, at the Community hall in East Pubnico. Doors open at 6, drawing starts at 7. At half time, they will have a fashion show.
Sorry I am not sure what the proceeds are for ...  but I am certain it's for a good cause.
I will be there selling tickets on the queen size quilt, especially made by a bunch of great women, to commemorate the 33rd Finale de les Jeux d'Acadie in Argyle !

Tidy Tuesday

Plungers ! We need them, we all agree, but we hate to store them. They shouldn't even be sold without a holder, in my opinion.
Cut a bleach jug, and the bottom of it will make a good place to rest your plunger.
I read that some people like using a terracotta planter, or even just the saucer from beneath the planter.
Some hide the plunger, some store it near the toilet, so someone who needs it may actually find it.
An easy way the clean/disinfect your plunger, is to add bleach to the toilet bowl, after you've unplugged it, and let the plunger rest in the water for a bit.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Monday's Sexual Post

Cosmopolitans has a new position called the electric slide. I was thinking it was a line dancing move. Not this one !
It rates 4 out of 5 for hottness. Guess that depends who they asked. Looks pretty effortless for she.

Makeup Survey

So 43% of the ladies around here are indeed natural beauties, and usually wear no makeup.
25% wear it everyday, 22% put some on when going out, and  a few are just like I, wouldn't be caught dead without a bit of lipstick on every day.

Turnip Toss

I feel so bad about my recent visit at the Co-op.
I needed a small turnip, and as I yarned with the biker, I spotted Lady Di coming my way.
I pretended to toss it, I didn't. I changed my mind, tossed it, and hit her in the jaw.
It really hurt her immediately.
I feel so bad.
My father once tossed a small turnip, over the wall in Lady Di's office. Hit the store manager who was  talking to her.
And there will be no more turnip tossing by either of us.
C'est assez !

Yarmouth bands

Here's a nice website.
Check it out !

Yes, it's already happening

I was warned by many parents.
"You'll be on foot, now that your son has his license!"
I just chuckled.
This morning, being a holiday with no errands to run,  I rode my bike to work.
I parked it in my usual spot.
Later I called home to get one of the boys to come to work with the ride-on and mow the lawn.
The residents were soon getting a real chuckle.
"Your son came and parked the mower and is gone on your bicycle !"
He didn't "feel" like mowing.
So after work I drove home at rabbit speed on the lawn tractor, to find out that there are no vehicles at home.
Yes, I was warned.

Victoria Day Holiday

Well I went to bed too early and slept too late. 
 And I am going to work 
I'll blog later

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Eating to cycle

Experts claim that it's important to eat a fistful of food 45 minutes to an hour before biking, and after biking, to help your body recover. The sooner you eat a snack and hydrate your body after a ride, the quicker your muscles will recover. 15 minutes after a ride is the ideal time.
You wouldn't ride with a shoe missing, so why would you bike with no fuel in your system?
Biking with a full stomach is as much a no-no, as is biking  after having a big sugar fix. That will soon leave you with no energy.
Good food to consume before a ride? According to the cycling magazine I have been reading, an apple makes a great pre-ride snack. So does trail mix, a handful of cheerios, or a half a peanut butter and jam sandwich. (you can eat the other half after) Low-carb snacks are not preferred as you need the carbs to make fuel.
After the ride? a banana, half a peanut butter sandwich, a glass of chocolate milk, or a sports recovery drink, will do the trick.

Walmart

It's a funny thing  ....  shopping at walmart.
You never know what you need until you take a cart and start shopping.

Fiddlehead quiche

4 eggs
1 cup milk
1 cup fiddleheads, boiled and diced
1/4 leeks, boiled and chopped
parsley, salt and pepper
2/3 cup shredded cheddar

mix the eggs and milk, and fold in the rest, using only half the cheese.
Pour it into a pie shell. Top it with the rest of the cheese, and you can decorate it with 8 whole fiddleheads. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes.

Fiddleheads are very nutritious, and they should always be blanched for 8 to 10 minutes before using in any recipe.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Wiping Survey

Yes the results are in.
To the two" between the legs" wipers  who requested this survey, you are among the 25% who wipe this way. the rest of the world, 75%, wipe clean after a bowel movement by reaching behind.
Of course it doesn't really matter how you wipe, what matters is that you do wipe from front to back.
 And that goes for all women and men.
For easy step by step instructions on wiping your bum, click here.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Junebug!

3 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz creme de banane
1/2 oz melon liquer
5 oz pineapple juice
Did you know that the British Junebug is called a cockchafer!
Must be the females ;-)

The QEII Lifestyles Lottery

The winners of the top prizes in The QEII Lifestyles Lottery 2012 are:

1) GRAND PRIZE SHOWHOME – custom built by Greater Homes, worth over $1,050,000

529 Sandwick Drive, Glen Arbour plus a 2012 Range Rover Evoque
$10,000 cash and two lifetime memberships to the Glen Arbor Golf Course
WINNER: Mr. Robert & Theresa Butler, Head of St. Margarets Bay Ticket #053376

2) GRAND PRIZE COTTAGE– custom built by Greater Homes, worth over $440,000

67 Jorphie Drive, Lewis Lake
2012 Princecraft Vectra 21 Pontoon Boat w/ 90hp motor
$10,000 cash
WINNER: Mr. Rick and Louise Comeau, Stillwater Lake Ticket #008735

3) MERCEDES OR MONEY EARLY BIRD
2012 Mercedes SLK 350 & $25,000 or $100,000 total cash payout!
WINNER: Ms. Rebecca Nesbitt, Halifax, NS Ticket # 58190

4) 50/50 Add-on winner - $500,000

50/50 add-on pot was $996,660 (QEII Lifestyles Lottery topped up the payout to half a million)
WINNER: Mr. Alexander Glen-Esk, Lower Sackville, NS Ticket # 617931
On May 25th I will have a link to the other prize winners, as will the chronicle herald.

Costco Members

 Can receive a Proctor and Gamble box of samples. Click here for the info.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Survey Says

Most of the people, 42% were just like I, undecided if I would rather be cremated or buried.
27% would like to be cremated and 17% would like to be buried.
11% will let someone else figure it out.

I read an article about a man, whose wishes are to be cremated.
He'd like to give party favors at the funeral. What a wonderful idea !
Custom made glycerin suppositories containing his ashes to all his guests !

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Brown Sugar

Need brown sugar but only have white ?
  • 2 tablespoon mollasses
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • and blend it all up with a fork.

    Tuesday, May 15, 2012

    SARMU

    Tonight was the final 2012 SARMU concert.
    Hard to wind down after two hours of beaming with pride.
    Proud, not just of my son's performance on the piano, but of every one else's child up on that stage.
    It was an awesome concert !
    Too many good songs to really pick favorites, but RSCutie did win my heart with her song " Something's Gotta Hold On Me ", an Etta James tune. Son # 1 said it was his favorite to play, and he
     wished he was playing again tomorrow night.
    And Arielle's Meatloaf tune " I would do anything for love" was super, Dimples just breezed with ease through her song, ....  TeddyBear was a pick me up, and the group songs.,  etc ...

    It was a simply a powerhouse !

    Cutting Edge Stencils

    I came across a wonderful website. Full of adorable stencils ! I just love the medallions for the ceiling and the stencil pictured here. Check them out !

    Tidy Tuesday

    I wondered about the best way to get  stains out of a plastic, tupperware-like bowl.
    I read that placing the bowl in the sun will fade the stains.  
    And you can make a paste with baking soda and water to remove it.
    Using Javex is not the best choice, but  it sure does work. Dilute it first.
    If you are having a problem with speghetti sauce staining bowls, they claim if you spray some Pam first, it will help.

    Monday, May 14, 2012

    Stripping Survey

    Well it's apparent. 47% of participants have never done a strip tease, and we should be thankful for that.
    37% have not yet, but you never know.
    11% have, back in their prime, and 5% have and are pretty good at it.
    Remember Patricia the stripper ? Listen to the song here.

    Monday's Sexual Post

    I often get asked "where the heck do you get all your ideas".
    Well Friday night, I decided on today's post. Loverboy and I were at a hotel, and after some lovemaking, we were sleeping nicely. I started to hear a few noises, every now and then. The noises escalated and I started to wonder if  there was a fight next door. No voices but some banging noise. At 1:54 I awoke to major headboard banging and a woman's voice. The banging was unreal, and it even shook my lampshade a couple times.  As I laid in bed, I reached up to check our own headboard. Thankfully it was well secured. The banging and Ooh and Ahh's were very synchronized indeed, and went on until 2:22. Whew ! After several minutes of quiet time, ( she must of had a mouthful) , she began once more. No banging but a constant chatter. I told Loverboy she is saying " _ _ _ _ it." I don't know if it starts with an S, L, or an F?
    I decided then that today's topic will be about bedroom conversation/noises.
    Cosmopolitan says that according to a survey, this is the one line that really turns men on  in bed:  "I'm coming".  Plain and simple, eh?
    Secondly, they like their women to express how good "that feels"...  whether its caressing her breasts, or kissing her neck.
    Moaning and groaning and breathing hard near your lovers face, is sure to excite. We all agree.
    It has been proven, however, that we women make less noise when approaching orgasm from oral sex, than we do during intercourse.
    97% of women purposely make more vocal sounds/sexy talk during intercourse, especially when he is nearing his orgasm. We do it because we are nice.
    It excites him, boosts his self-esteem, and helps brings him to orgasm.
    It's a secret we have.
    Don't tell the men.

    Sunday, May 13, 2012

    Cycling and Arthritis

    I read an article  on arthritis and did you know that cycling is great for arthritic knees.
    "Cycling's smooth repetitive motion actually thickens cartilage in your legs and hips without wearing down your joints." 
    They recommend at least 12 minutes of cycling per day.

    Saturday, May 12, 2012

    Breakfast in Bed?

    I told Loverboy: "Just a coffee and an english muffin tomorrow for my breakfast in bed."
    He made a funny smirk and replied : You probably won't even hear me leave for the golf course.

    Guess that means no.

    Survey Says what's grilling

    56% are like me ! I love a good steak on the grill ! And I had some just the other day...  steak tips !
    38% like chicken the best.
    Fish and Pork didn't get many votes, but a BBQ'd pork chop is pretty tasty, you must admit !

    Friday, May 11, 2012

    Baby names


     I read that popular this year so far are: Alice, Rue, Adele, Ivy, Charlotte, Frances, Hazel, Leonie, Penelope, Ruby and Wren.... and for boys:  Elliot, James, Kingston, Silas and Walter.

    Shades of Grey !

    Pour one shot each of Grey Goose, Bailey's Irish cream and Kahlua in a blender.
    Add 4 scoops ice cream, 5 oz milk and 3 Oreo cookies.
     "Whip" it up for about "50" seconds or so.
     "Slap"it in a glass and enjoy!

    Oh Roddy, I love his one ! Has a little hint of a controversial novel in it ! You're good !

    Survey Says

    Like Jim Stafford sang ... I don't like spiders and snakes"..  and many don't.  Snakes were the least liked, with 42%. Now I don't really mind snakes. They are fast and always seem to know where they are slithering to. I don't run them over with the mower. I give them a fair chance.Ticks placed second with 35%. 11% hate June bugs the most. And 10% are like me and are afraid of spiders. Yup. We are those who won't pee in the toilet if there's a spider in the tub. We check our beds for them every night, and raise our children to kill them with kleenex at an early age. Telling them " it's nothing."

    Thursday, May 10, 2012

    Oats

    Rolled Oats, Quick Oats, Instant Oats...  whats the difference anyway ?
    Rolled oats are flatter, and are exactly that, rolled between rollers. They are steamed a bit so they cook a little faster than the thicker Old fashion Oats.
    Quick Oats are even flatter and a bit pulverized, so they cook even faster than rolled oats. Many prefer quick oats when baking cookies, so you do not get big flakes of oatmeal.
    Instant Oatmeal ... is actually already cook and dried before packaging. No wonder they take an instant.

    Wednesday, May 09, 2012

    Housekeeping awards Survey

    A round of applause goes to the husbands who can cook ! 52% of your wives claim you can cook ! Awesome !
    18% would get awards for vacumming, and my husband would be among these !
    13% are great at doing dishes ! and we like that !
    16% of wives who responded felt that is their husbands received an award for housekeeping, it would certainly be in error !  Oooooo

    Absolut Royal Fuck!

    Guess I missed this last week....  Here's Roddy's Friday Night Special:
    1 oz Absolut vodka
    1 oz Crown Royal whiskey
     1 oz peach schnapps and top it off with Cranberry juice and 7 up.

    Brown Sugar

    Is your brown sugar hardened?
    I always place a slice of bread on top and reseal the container. It will be moist the next day .
    If you can't wait that long,  place the hard sugar in a bowl in the microwave. Next to it, place a bowl of water. Microwave one minute and check the sugar. If it's not quite ready, do it for another 30 seconds and check. If not ready, try another 30 seconds. Careful not to melt your sugar.